Impulsiveness: Procrastination’s Nickel-Iron Core

Fixing The Mind

When your car breaks down, it’s mysterious. Is it the battery? Perhaps the fuel line? Let’s just pray it’s not the transmission. There are just so many culprits to consider. To determine whatever is causing that smoke to rise from the hood or is making your dashboard engine light glow a fiery red, you need to rely on an expert, a mechanic. Few of us possess the skills to delve into that tangle of tubes, belts, and wires that form your vehicle’s innards and repair what’s out of kilter.

Now contrast that with your mind. When that concentration of ten billion nerve fibres fail to work as advertized, there isn’t one explanation either. We all experience motivational breakdowns, like eating ice cream in front of the television while exercise and writing were originally on the menu. Want to know what’s going on under the hood? Let me be your mental mechanic and I’ll show you. There are a couple of misfiring neural regions that are reliably responsible for your procrastination.

Two big contributing factors to procrastination are straightforward: low self-confidence and the aversiveness of tasks. If we doubt our ability to complete a chore and find it as exciting as watching concrete set, we are more likely to put it off. It is no wonder that taxes, which are both difficult and boring, are famous for making procrastinators out of almost all of us.

These two forces are important triggers of procrastination. Past posts have featured them as they are elements of the Procrastination Equation, the motivational formula that determines delay. They are described by the terms Expectancy and Value; when we don’t expect to succeed or don’t value the task, they make procrastination worse. By themselves, these two factors don’t create our self-destructive delays, but they do make matters worse (like gasoline waiting patiently for a lit match).

The nickel-iron core of procrastination isn’t Expectancy and Value, which perch at the top of the Procrastination Equation, but what resides beneath them. Sitting at the bottom of the formula and increasing the effects of delay is the real perpetrator: our impulsiveness.

The Procrastination Equation

The Key Component of Motivation

We don’t want to wait for rewards. If you had a choice between a thousand dollars now and a thousand dollars next year, you would want it now. This makes perfect sense. (Note: if this doesn’t describe you, please contact me. I would be more than happy to keep your money in my bank account and then return it to you, without interest, in a year from now).

What doesn’t make much sense is the degree we value or overvalue present rewards. If I gave you that thousand dollars now and told you that you had to spend it today on a frivolous purchase, what would it be? What indulgence would you enjoy? Have some fun. But before you had the chance to spend it, I ask if you are willing to give that money immediately back. You say, “Nope. Mine now.” Fair enough so I sweeten the deal. In exchange, I’ll offer you a certified check or bank draft post-dated one year later. So you swap some now-money for some larger but later-money. How much larger does that later money need to be for you to forgo getting the cash today?

If your figure is around $3,000 dollars, you are in good company. That’s about the average. I’ve run this little thought experiment dozens of times and I’ve received figures as high as ten grand, meaning that next year’s rewards needs to be ten times larger than what you can receive today to be worth waiting for (i.e., about a 1,000 times the interest rate that the cash in your saving account generates). Usually the higher the figure you give, the more impulsive you are. Impulsiveness multiples the effects of delay.

In this way, impulsiveness creates procrastination because it makes small but immediate temptations, like playing Minesweeper or updating your social network status, especially attractive. The reward might be small but the delay is virtually nonexistent. On the flip side, large but distant rewards, like graduating or saving for retirement, aren’t valued much at all. Despite their importance, these long-term goals don’t motivate us until the march of time itself eventually transforms them into short-term consequences. Only in those final hours do we frantically try to catch up on what we really should have addressed long before. The more impulsive you are, the closer to deadlines you need to be before you’ll feel fully motivated.

How did we get this way? It all starts with our brain’s neurobiology, and the fact that within our noggins there isn’t one decision-making system but two. This means every time you decide to work, the payoff gets evaluated twice: once by the limbic system and a second time by the prefrontal cortex. This division in your brain has been rediscovered innumerable times over the course of history, in disciplines ranging from economics to philosophy. Modern science, revealing its capacity for bureaucratic blandness, has labelled the two parts of the brain as System 1 and System 2. It is too bad we ended up with such lame labels as many more evocative and poetic descriptions have been used, including a taxonomy based on ancient Greek gods (i.e.,. Dionysian versus Apollonian).

Procrastination occurs because our more recently evolved prefrontal cortex, System 2, is responsible for our long-range thinking. When we make New Year’s resolutions or decide what we are going to do next week, the prefrontal cortex is activated. Sometimes called the executive function, you might think of it as the seat of our willpower and all our well-thought-through intentions.

On the other hand, the limbic system, System 1, is more ancient—and more primitive. It is mostly concerned with immediate and concrete rewards and repercussions, what you can instantly smell, touch, taste or hear. It responds to stimulus cues in the environment and it is motivationally very powerful, having a direct line to the brain’s amygdala where our basic emotions arise.

Here’s what happens when we procrastinate. Long-range plans are made in the abstract, that is, in the absence of the reality you will face when you try to enact them. This means that the limbic system, which is activated by environmental cues, often operates separately from the prefrontal cortex. It is all very good to make plans to diet or exercise but when the reality of the moment comes, there is a very tangible chocolate mousse in front of you, or the bed is so warm and cozy and you are craving another hour of sleep. So the limbic system overrides the prefrontal cortex, and you binge or stay in bed.

Think of the brain as a two-story bungalow. The bottom or first floor got built first and contains a young and rowdy couple. They play loud music, throw wild parties and are up at all hours. Later a second-story extension got built on top and an older and more practical couple moved in. They like to tend the garden and pay off their mortgage. At times, the two couples agree about how the household should be run but, with such differences in values, there are plenty of disagreements. The more impulsive you are, the more time you spend siding with the occupants on the bungalow’s first floor.

For the most part, we put off despite expecting to be worse off when the temptations of the moment—the only things the limbic system cares about—override what the prefrontal cortex cares about, that is, tomorrow’s larger but later concerns. We know that our teeth have to last a lifetime, but then there is the immediacy of that drill. Sure we want to pay off our credit card bill, but with one more swipe you could be wearing that jacket now. The world is never short of these tradeoffs, from a moment on the lips to a lifetime on the hips; the indulgence is temporary but the regret lasts forever.

There is an impressive amount of research confirming the importance of impulsiveness in determining procrastination. I review much of it in my book, The Procrastination Equation, but one article from 2010 was too new to make it in. In a piece entitled “Academic procrastination in college students: The role of self-reported executive function” published in the Journal of Clinical and Experimental Neuropsychology, Laura Rabin, Joshua Fogel and Katherine Nutter-Upham concluded that, as expected, “the findings showed the importance of various aspects of self-reported executive functions in predicting a tendency toward academic procrastination.” How about the competing theory that we procrastinate because we are anxious? Rabin and her colleagues found tendencies towards anxiety to be unrelated to procrastination.

This understanding of System 1 and 2, of the limbic and prefrontal cortex, is essentially an extended section of the self-help source code. If you read through any series of self-help books, you probably have found that the advice gets constantly repeated. It’s inevitable as everyone is drawing from the same source. There are shared fundamental reasons why we don’t stick with our diets, why our exercise sneakers gather dust in the corner, or why we surf for sport scores while vital projects need attention. So you get stores with shelves of self-help books that differ in application (e.g., eating, exercise, productivity), but the underlying mechanisms are often identical.

The beautiful outcome of all this is that if you can master the basic self-control techniques, you can be your own mental mechanic. You can confidently identify where motivational problems lie and make effective recommendations. In the next post, you get another piece for your toolbox. We’ll cover a heavy duty technique: precommitment.

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Procrastination Poetry from the Planet Dune

Dirge for Jamis on the Funeral Plain”
from “The Songs of Muad’Dib” by the Princess Irulan

Do you wrestle with dreams?
Do you contend with shadows?
Do you move in a kind of sleep?
Time has slipped away.
Your life is stolen.
You tarried with trifles,
Victim of your folly.

With thanks to Todd for forwarding this.

The Greatest Procrastinator in History

President of the Procrastination Club of America

In honor of International Procrastination Week—celebrated during the first or the second week of March, depending upon how much you put it off—we’ll feature the greatest procrastinator in all human history (yes, I know, besides you). In my book The Procrastination Equation I mentioned Samuel Coleridge, one of the great poets of the nineteenth century. Though he did manage to finish The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Coleridge completed little else, constantly putting off almost every obligation or project he ever had. He is surely in the running, but was he the greatest? There are plenty of others to choose from.

Dr. Samuel Johnson, who wrote the first English language dictionary, is a credible candidate. As his friend Hester Piozzi remembered, he did almost all of his composition last minute, including a famous essay about procrastination for The Rambler, which he finished while the errand boy waited outside to bring it to press. Or consider Richard Sheridan, a politician and playwright, who did Dr. Johnson one better; he finished writing the final act for his play The School for Scandal while it was being performed on opening night, bringing down lines piecemeal to the actors. And then there is Leonardo Da Vinci. Who among us is called out as a distractible, doodling scatterbrain by a pope? An exasperated Leo X exclaimed, “This man will never accomplish anything! He thinks of the end before the beginning.”

But I’m going with none of these. In fact, the person I want to celebrate is still alive: Mr. Les Waas. Born two weeks late, Waas is an advertising executive from Pennsylvania, deviser of a thousand jingles including the one Mr. Softy ice cream trucks use to lure children. What makes Les the greatest procrastinator isn’t the amount he procrastinates; he ran his own advertizing agency for 46 years and served as president for his regional chapter of the Muscular Dystrophy Association, Independence Toastmasters, and the Broadcast Pioneers of Philadelphia, so he has a history of accomplishment behind him. Rather, it is the flair with which he procrastinates, which is unequalled. You see, Les Waas is also the president of the Procrastination Club of America, the PCA. To be precise, he is the acting president, as subsequent elections have yet to be confirmed. “The presidential nominating committee for 1957 hasn’t reported back yet,” he explained.

In 1956, Les and a few of his fellow “Mad Men” thought there should be a procrastination club. Stopping by one of Philadelphia’s largest hotels, he convinced the manager to put up a sign in front of the ballroom: “The procrastination’s club meeting has been postponed.” On the way to other events, the press passed the sign and bombarded Les for details, eventually getting him to actually have a procrastination meeting. It was the beginning of what must be the longest run of procrastination pranks ever perpetrated.

In 1966, a large group of PCA members took a bus hung with the banner “Excursion to New York’s World Fair.” That fair had actually closed a year and a half earlier—that is, unless they were heading for the 1939 fair; no one was entirely sure. Dutifully, the club members took snaps of the now defunct exhibits and empty venues.    

In 1976, a PCA delegation flew to England to visit the Whitechapel Bell Foundry. “It isn’t one of those fly-by-night bell foundries that come and go,” Les assured me, “It’s been around for 500 years.” Not only did Whitechapel forge the bell in London’s Big Ben but also the US Liberty Bell, the one with the crack. Upset over the Liberty Bell’s flaw, they demanded Whitechapel provide a replacement, despite the fact that the 200-year warranty expired in the 1950s. After they parading signs saying  “We got a lemon!” Whitechapel relented, “as long as it was returned in the original packaging.” While waiting for the rewrapping, Les recommended turning the Liberty Bell around so at least the crack is on the other side. Good advice. I did that with a lamp once and it worked rather well.

The PCA, when it gets around to it, also provides annual prognostications. “We have a 100 percent perfect record,” Les Waas brags. “We take a whole year to come up with the things.” For example, their 1991 prediction that, “In a stunning display of magic, the Soviet people will make their country disappear,” was issued in 1992, the year after the Soviet Republic fell.  Les promises that same success can be obtained with New Year’s resolutions: “If I want to make a resolution to lose weight, I wait until I lose the weight and then I make it. I read some place where 98 percent of New Year’s resolutions are never carried out. Our resolutions are always carried out because we make them after they happened. That’s what procrastination is all about.”

At times, the club acts as an advocate for its members, protesting that “early-bird specials” discriminate against procrastinators: “Where are the late-bird specials?” There is the yearly Fifth of July picnic, which is usually postponed until January. And they organized a bucket-brigade to put out the Great Fire of Chicago of 1871.

The PCA also has a political message that is, ironically, ahead of its time. In line with today’s financial conservatives, the PCA has urged former US president James Buchanan to retake his office, despite the fact that he died in 1868. Les notes that Buchanan ran the government on a mere $300 million dollars. Similarly, the club advocates a procrastination policy for congressional spending and paying income tax. Regarding the military, “We feel the ultimate thing to procrastinate against is war,” Les stresses. “Just think if you kept putting off wars you might eventually forget what you wanted to fight about.” To emphasize their anti-war commitment, the club organized protests against the War of 1812, especially its final major Battle of New Orleans—a perfect emblem of procrastination itself as it happened two weeks after the armistice was signed. “We were very successful with the protest,” says Mr Waas. “The war’s over now.”

Today the club boasts at least twelve thousand members, with a presumed additional membership of a hundred million who are about to sign up any day now. It has also spawned similar organizations. At one point, Bern O’Beirne-Ranelagh had aspirations to found the Procrastinators’ Club of Great Britain, and will certainly do so any day now—or at least that’s what a 1994 article in The Independent promises. More tangibly, there is the rather Spartan website of the Procrastinators Club of Norway. Their links page is dedicated to a single word: “links.”

Tongue firmly in cheek, the Procrastination Club of America has a serious message. No, it’s not “It’s never too late to look backward,” it’s the other one. As Les Waas puts it, “The art of procrastination is such that if you take a step back and look at the things to do, you see there are priorities.” There are plenty of things that we could do later and sometimes this includes work itself. Taking time just to relax and live your life, to do nothing, should be a priority at times too.

The PCA sporadically doles out a Procrastinator of the Year award, a process that unfortunately is often stymied. “It seems like we’re having a lot of trouble getting nominations from the nominating committee,” Les laments. During the club’s banquets, apparently, it is not uncommon to open the sealed envelope only to find a blank sheet of paper.  However, occasionally one does slip through, so after 55 years as President of the Procrastination Club of America, I nominate Les Waas for this year’s award. His prize? Not only tickets to the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games but also to the Broadway production of Cats. Congratulations Les! I just hope you didn’t receive it too soon.

Thank you Les for helping us laugh and deal with our human fallibility. We may be able to reduce procrastination, to make it a manageable and minor flaw, but it will never stop being part of our humanity. Procrastination is who we are, so when we see Christmas lights still up during the spring thaw or birthday gifts arriving a week late, we just have to chuckle knowingly.

To wish Les congratulations yourself or to request a membership forThe Procrastinators Club of America, look for his contact information under The Joy of Procrastination at the bottom of this page.

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